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Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use!
Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.
With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.
Laughter is good for your health
Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.
Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain.
Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems.
And Now.... Quotes.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough. -Les Dawson
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce. -Mark Twain
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it. -Ogden Nash
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug. Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens. -Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target. -Ashleigh Brilliant
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. -E. DeGeners
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -Jim Davis
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!” -Milton Berle
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. -Steven Weinberg
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. -Anonymous
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -Bill Cosby
If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me. -Unknown
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. -Thomas Paine
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part. -Aimee Mullins
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. -Anonymous
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt. Ask no questions. Hear nor lies. If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything. -Marilyn Monroe
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. -Yogi Berra
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. -George Globol
I both love and do not love and am mad and not mad. I got caught kissing, like by my parents. It was so horrible. It’s so embarrassing, I’m blushing. TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -Ann Landers
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good. -Cuban Proverb
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one. -Bill Gates
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course. -Peter F. Drucker
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. -Sue Murphy
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer. -Yogi Berra
If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment. -Dave Allen
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -Carl Gustav Jung
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. -Unknown
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. -Unknown
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life. -Unknown
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment. Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone. If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$. Teacher ends the class early with "okay that’s enough for today; I need to update my face-book status. Congrats on getting married… (Inside card) – It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life. I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. -Henny Youngman
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.”. -William S. Burroughs
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face. -Unknown
Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? -Unknown
Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time. As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
-Hell’s angels Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in. May I be excused? My brain is full. Why go to college? There’s Google. Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable. I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, "I am.” -Demetri Martin
Microsoft bought Skype for 8,5 billions!.. what a bunch of idiots! I downloaded it for free!